I'M SICK OF MODERN RENTED STORAGE

Im sick of cloud based storage, I need to own my files. There must be a better (and worse) way to store files for free...
I want you to find all the weirdest and wacky-est ways to host files for free. This could be converting binary to static and uploading it to youtube, then writing a decoder. It could be 3d printing notches to encode and writing an image processer to recover the data, it could be anything, but keep it wacky.

A few more requirements:

-you must be able to store my banana... in all its yellow glory.
-your solution must be reproducable and documented
-a representation is okay, for example if you store the binary but don't render the image that's fine
-you must able to upload and download the file.
-track time with hackatime (use Lapse for hardware projects)
-After submission you will go up for voting in the slack. It will look like this:

As a thank you i will give you a baseline $3 per hour you spend on the project. When you submit the project it can be voted on for a multiplier (1x = ⭐, 2x = ⭐⭐, 3x = ⭐⭐⭐).

Using CDN or any existing solution in its intended way would not count btw!